a new begining and straightaway we start blasting people!!!

So this is the first post on my new blog. The simplest reason I can give for starting a new one is coz I was bored of the earlier one.
I was traveling by train the other day n wanted some chutta paisa. Yeah these railway officials can be royal pain when it comes to chutta. So I bought this newspaper called mid-day to get some change. Now mid-day is the same old sleazy news magazine known for its mid-day mate. A couple of years back, there was a public outcry regarding the alleged sleaziness of the newspaper and its articles. Now the guys are mid-day (including the editor) are certified perverts who google for stuff like “bikini babes” all day long. Yeah and the best part is…..they get paid for it. If we guys do the same thing at our workplaces….we’ll get down-sized for lackluster performance or some shit like that.. Now the guys at mid-day are pretty thick-skinned and gave a shit to the outcry. Instead they introduced….. MidDay mate 2. So this means that perverts at mid-day get to search for an extra bikini babe.
So I was pretty bored and I jus bought the newspaper for chutta for the simple reason that it’s the cheapest….. I mean…by price. So I was reading it in the train I bumped into this article by music director Vishal Dadlani. It was about the low turnout at the elections and the Vodafone ZooZoos.
Now I dunno why, but vishal seemed to be pretty pissed. Maybe he dint get to use the bathroom first in the morning. But who cares. Anyways, I have the utmost respect for Vishal as a musician but as a person he sucks. Obviously this guy proved that he duznt have the least respect for advertising in that shiny bald head of his. Dude!! Just coz u dint like the zoozoos duznt mean u start running that foul mouth of yours. You spoke about burning Barbie dolls. Now I dunno what u have have against them, but come on!! how stupid could u possibily get!! You said the zoozoo’s represent the nation's current state cos of their round heads and blank and stupid faces. I kinda feel that you resemble a zoozoo with that bald head of yours.
Anyways..fuck him…
The ZooZoo has by far been the greatest piece of advertising ever seen. To me, the zoozoo is the new age Charlie Chaplin. Having the globe in splits by just running and falling around without uttering a word is no easy task. Hats off to the guy who came up with the idea. The Zoozoos came like the breeze and have created a storm now. And they just refuse to go. Each new advt makes sure it has people applauding the efforts and the ideas behind them.
If the Hutch dog was a hit with its “wherever you go we follow” theme…..the Vodafone Zoozoo is a blockbuster with its countless gags. It has become such a hit that the “utterly-butterly girl of Amul has been replaced by the “utterly-butterly Zoozoo”
The timing of the advts has been perfect. Just when the world was stuck with the IPL, these guys sneaked in a few of the zoozoos. they have become popular enough to put the Vodafone brand in the background and create a market for themselves. i cant wait for the market explosion once the zoozoo merchandise is released. if vodafone doesn't make profits through its phone connections, it sure as hell will cover up through its zoozoo brand.
The cricketers must be whining about the strategic timeouts…..we aren’t….we love the zoozoos!!!
As far as the low election turnout is concerned, the EC should have considered conducting the polls in South Africa too. Maybe through SMS during the IPL matches.
No one gives a shit to the elections anyways! We ARE going to the dogs.....anyhow!